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The Big Scary One
Deal or No Deal: Hormuz Holds the World Hostage
Pakistan says it's done; Iran says almost; Trump says Iran lied; oil traders say please hurry.
A war that nobody officially declared may be ending in a memorandum nobody can agree on, brokered by a country whose own currency is at historic lows partly because of it. >> More Slop >>
Here is the situation, as best Punditron can reconstruct it from a blizzard of conflicting dispatches: Pakistan's Prime Minister says a final text exists. Iran's Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi calls it the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding and says peace has "never been closer." President Trump says what Iran leaked about the deal "has nothing to do with the terms agreed to, in writing," and claims Iran apologized. Iran has not confirmed apologizing. A senior U.S. official puts signing odds at 80-85%, which is also roughly the odds that this senior official will be blamed if it falls apart.
The stakes could not be more concrete: 139 ships redirected, 9 disabled since the Strait of Hormuz blockade began, per U.S. Central Command. Macquarie analysts warn Brent crude could hit $130-$150 if the strait stays closed through Labor Day, and a nightmarish $200 by 2027 if the war drags on. U.S. commercial crude storage fell over 7 million barrels in a single week. The "danger zone" for Midwest and Gulf Coast refining — roughly 325 million barrels — is approaching fast, according to S&P Global.
The deal's reported terms: reopen Hormuz immediately, extend a 60-day ceasefire, destroy enriched uranium on-site under UN supervision, lift U.S. sanctions in stages contingent on Iranian performance, and — crucially — Iran gets no cash up front, as VP Vance is at pains to emphasize. Iran's state media, characteristically, reported it differently, claiming "compensation" and retained enrichment rights. Israel's Netanyahu was reportedly caught flat-footed by the announcement. The deal's ambiguity is not a bug; it is the only reason it exists at all. Both sides need to tell their domestic audiences they won. Whether that fiction survives contact with the 60-day technical negotiations on uranium disposal is the actual question.
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Axios:What's in the Iran deal Trump says he's ready to signThe U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding President Trump claims will soon be signed calls for the Strait of Hormuz to reopen immediately without tolls and for Iran to receive sanctions relief based on compliance, according to a diplomat from one of the mediating countries and a U.S. official. Why it matters: The MOU would extend the ceasefire for 60 days, including in Lebanon, during which time nuclear negotiations would be held. The text includes a framework for addressing Iran's enriched uranium stockpile, though any action on Iran's nuclear program would depend on a second, more detailed accord.State of play: The diplomat from one of the mediating countries, who walked Axios through the latest text, said "the U.S. and Iran have agreed on the text of a deal," but acknowledged the deal still needed final sign-off.As of Thursday evening, the deal had been approved on the Iranian side at high levels but likely not by Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, two sources with knowledge said. Trump said he expected a signing ceremony over the weekend. A spokesperson for Iran's foreign ministry said Tehran had "not yet reached a final decision."The White House has thought a deal was close several times over the past two months, only for talks to fall through. The diplomat expressed optimism that, this time, the text would stick.The latest: Four U.S. Air Force C-17 planes departed to Europe on Thursday, moving equipment for possible travel by Vice President Vance to a signing ceremony in Geneva in the coming days.Behind the scenes: According to two diplomats from two mediating countries and two U.S. officials, the tentative agreement was reached on Wednesday night after hours of negotiations between Qatari mediator Ali Al-Thawadi and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi.During the talks in Tehran, Al-Thawadi spoke on the phone multiple times with Trump's envoys, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, two sources said.Trump's announcement that a deal had been finalized came as a surprise to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.In recent days, Netanyahu found himself in the dark, calling allies close to the Trump administration to try and gather information, according to a U.S. source with direct knowledge. Breaking it down: Under the MOU, Iran would make certain commitments on its nuclear program — first and foremost to never acquire a nuclear weapon and to resolve the standoff around its enriched uranium.A senior U.S. official said Trump agreed that one of the options for resolving the issue could be down-blending Iran's highly enriched uranium inside the country under the supervision of UN inspectors. Any steps on Iran's nuclear program would only take place if a second deal is reached — an uncertain prospect given how difficult the far less technical negotiations over the MOU have been.The diplomat claimed the MOU "goes into details on all the nuclear issues" and "satisfies all U.S. requirements."Zoom in: The MOU calls for the strait to be reopened immediately without tolls, with a return to pre-war shipping volumes within 30 days. In return, the U.S. blockade would also be lifted. U.S. officials previously told Axios that after reopening the strait, Iran would be given temporary sanctions waivers to allow it to sell oil for 60 days. That would generate precious revenue for Tehran.The sanctions relief would increase if Iran complies with the initial agreement and shows "good faith" in subsequent negotiations. "There is no set date for sanctions relief and it will be tied to the implementation of the deal," the diplomat said.The intrigue: It's unclear whether the text includes any detailed explanation of what will happen with the billions of Iranian dollars frozen overseas. Iran has insisted that it must receive some money immediately upon signing any initial deal, while the U.S. has said it would be released in tranches based on compliance.A U.S. source outside the administration expressed concern that the issue of the frozen funds may be addressed in a secret side agreement. A U.S. official recently denied that possibility to Axios.The U.S., Iran and Qatar in recent days discussed a mechanism by which Iran would gain access to some of its frozen funds in Qatar for purchasing humanitarian goods, according to a U.S. official and a source from one of the mediating countries. What's next: The deal, which was mediated jointly by Qatar and Pakistan, will be called the Islamabad agreement — if, that is, both sides ultimately agree to sign."We are working with the parties to put the final touches on the deal and set a date for the signing ceremony," the diplomat from one of the mediating countries said.
Iranian foreign minister says deal with U.S. "never been closer"Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said Friday that an agreement with the U.S. to extend the ceasefire, reopen the Strait of Hormuz and launch negotiations on Iran's nuclear program "has never been closer."Why it matters: Araghchi's comments on X were the most positive yet from Tehran about the prospects for a deal in the coming days, and appeared designed to prevent the deal from collapsing amid a battle to shape the narrative around it.Pakistani prime minister Shehbaz Sharif, one of the key mediators between the U.S. and Iran, wrote on X that "an agreed upon text of the peace deal has been reached" and Pakistan was working with the parties on next steps. A senior U.S. official told reporters in a briefing on Friday that "we're not quite at the finish line yet, but we are very close." The official added: "We do expect to be signing this agreement over the next few days...I maybe would have said 75% this morning. It's probably more like 80- 85% now, but it's not 100%."Aragchi later told state TV that if a deal is agreed, it will be signed remotely rather than in a joint ceremony. Driving the news: President Trump, who lashed out earlier on Friday over reports in Iranian state media about the contents of the deal, told Axios in a short call that he considered Araghchi's post "very positive."Trump said he'd demanded a public clarification over the state media reports, which claimed Iran stood to receive billions of dollars in frozen assets immediately after signing the agreement. Trump also claimed Iran had privately "apologized for putting out false information." It's unclear how any such message was conveyed. The president said he still thinks a deal could be signed over the weekend or on Monday. What they're saying: "The Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding has never been closer. Pending its finalization, the media should refrain from entering speculation about its content. In line with our responsible and transparent approach, all details will be shared with the public in due course," Araghchi wrote.That came after Trump posted on Truth Social that "the terms that Iran leaked out... have NOTHING to do with the terms that were agreed to, in writing.""Very dishonorable people to deal with. With them, there is no such thing as dealing in good faith," Trump wrote, adding: "They better get their act together, and FAST!"Sharif wrote that actors "who want to sabotage the peace deal" were conducting a misinformation campaign, but "peace has never been this close as it is now."Araghchi later said on state TV that Iran had won the war and would emerge stronger from it. He said the deal had not been signed and changes were possible, but made the case that the MOU was a good deal for Iran.Between the lines: Iran's foreign ministry spokesperson said Friday afternoon that Iran's decision-making bodies were still holding consultations, but most issues had been agreed with the U.S. and internal deliberations were in their final stages. The senior U.S. official told reporters that the within Iran's "very complicated" system, most people in authority wanted to sign the deal but some officials had been complaining internally that it was not strong enough."We do also see broad consensus in the IRGC, among the hardliners, among the civilian leadership, that this is a good and acceptable deal," the U.S. official contended.The U.S. official said the White House had heard from Iranian civilian and military officials that Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei was "comfortable with where we are." Two sources told Axios that as of Thursday evening, the deal had been approved on the Iranian side at high levels but likely not by Khamenei.Zoom in: The Iranian media reports led to criticism of Trump from hawks and mocking from Democrats who claimed the agreement was, at best, a reheating of the 2015 deal signed by then-President Obama.While both sides now say an agreement is close, the efforts to shape the narrative around it could get in the way of actually signing itThe biggest discrepancy between the Iranian and U.S. claims around the deal is over what happens to Iran's billions of dollars in frozen funds. Iran claims money will be unfrozen immediately, the U.S. says that will only happen in return for nuclear concessions.Vice President Vance insisted the "economic benefits" would only flow if "Iran meets its obligations," and criticized those who were attacking the deal based on "anonymously sourced social media posts."What to watch: The U.S. official said that over the last two weeks, the U.S. got the Iranians to agree to "more specificity" in their commitment to destroy and dispose of the enriched Uranium, with Trump personally involved in "cracking the language" on that element."We sort of had verbal commitments [on the nuclear issue], now we actually have a text that I think both sides feel good about," the official said.But the big question is whether two months of negotiations can actually produce a detailed plan for disposing of Iran's enriched Uranium, as well as limiting enrichment and decommissioning Iran's nuclear sites."How do we do that? It's going to take a little bit of time to figure it out. We're not just going to like go down there with a backhoe and a guy with a backpack and start taking it out. We're going to figure out how to do that in the technical negotiations that will follow," the official said. Go deeper: Our breakdown of what's in the deal
When oil prices could get even worseOil prices have defied predictions of even bigger increases than we've seen — but the markets' shock absorbers could easily wear out later this summer unless the Strait of Hormuz opens soon, analysts warn.Why it matters: If the stockpiles run too low and oil prices surge, prices at the pump — which have been falling lately — could spike again as the midterm elections approach.And buffers against economically devastating shortages in major importing countries are also at risk.The latest: President Trump said Thursday that a deal with Iran is imminent, but the outlook changed so many times in the course of one day that it could easily change again.The oil markets seem to think it might happen, though, as oil is trading around its lowest levels in three months.The global benchmark Brent crude is trading at $87.94 this morning.Threat level: At some point, stockpiles will fall too low to keep easing the market, and other measures won't be able to offset the loss of barrels flowing through the strait.That point could be coming soon. A recent note from investment firm Macquarie estimates that if the strait is still closed on Labor Day, Brent crude prices could be $130-$150."If the war continues into 2027, prices of ~$200 may be needed to balance supply and demand," it projects.Oil and gas executives told the Washington Post that some inventories could be depleted within weeks.How it works: Storage can't go to zero. Sludgy oil at tank bottoms is not usable, pipelines need certain amounts to maintain function, and refineries need minimum stocks.State of play: U.S. stockpiles, both private and the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, are dwindling fast. They're falling in a number of other nations, too."The world has been relying on inventories to kind of manage the supply disruption, but ... that can't last forever," Aaron Brady, a top analyst with the research and consulting firm S&P Global Energy, said in an interview.What they're saying: "If the strait is not reopened in, call it the next month or so, those inventories are going to get, we think, towards those minimum operating levels in the U.S., perhaps other places as well," Brady said."When that happens, you don't have that supply buffer, and that's a recipe for upward pressure on oil prices, including gasoline prices," he said.Veteran analyst Daniel Pickering of the investment firm Pickering Energy Partners, in the firm's latest video explainer, said U.S. storage could start to scrape operational minimums "toward the end" of summer.The big picture: Before the war, global oil inventories were rising as production grew faster than demand.It's one of the biggest reasons that while oil prices have soared, they have stopped well short of dire predictions of $150 per barrel or even much higher.Other buffers include China's import decline, Saudi Arabia and some other producers moving more through pipelines, some tankers getting through, and governments' use of strategic reserves.Zoom in: U.S. commercial crude storage levels fell by over 7 million barrels to 426.5 million the week ending June 5, per federal data.These commercial supplies are draining fast even as the Trump administration has provided the market with oil from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve.The intrigue: One reason for the U.S. inventory decline is rising U.S. oil exports.They're going into a global market that needs barrels to help offset the Strait of Hormuz bottleneck.But Trump administration officials have said they're not considering restrictions on U.S. shipments abroad.Reality check: The global oil system has proven surprisingly flexible in the face of an unprecedented disruption, so it's hard for experts to know what's next with any precision.The bottom line: S&P Global Energy points out that inventories in the critical Midwest and Gulf Coast refining markets are currently at 351 million barrels.A "danger zone" starts when they get down to around 325 million, the firm estimates."As inventories drop below this threshold, the market becomes increasingly vulnerable to logistical bottlenecks and price spikes," the firm said in a note Thursday.Sign up here for Axios' Future of Energy newsletter.
BBC:Deal to end fighting would lead to Hormuz reopening, Iran saysThe deal which will pave the way for hostilities to end is close to being finalised, the US, Iran and mediators Pakistan say.
CBS:"Final, agreed upon text" of U.S.-Iran peace deal reached, Pakistan saysIran's foreign minister said a deal has "never been closer" and that the details of a memorandum of understanding with the U.S. will be shared publicly "in due course."
The Hill:Iran deal could include reopening Hormuz{beacon} Energy & Environment Energy & Environment The Big Story Iran deal could reopen Hormuz Strait The deal with Iran is not complete but is three-quarters of the way there, and a signing should take place within the next few days, according to a senior Trump administration official. © AP Photo/Vahid Salemi The official...
Leaked Iran deal details anger TrumpWelcome to The Hill's Defense & NatSec newsletter {beacon} View Online Defense &National Security Defense &National Security The Big Story Leaked Iran deal details anger Trump President Trump on Thursday lauded an Iran deal he said could be signed as soon as this weekend. As Iranian state media leaked what it said were details...
Trillionaire Club (Pop. 1)
Musk Hits a Trillion; Earth Shrugs, Then Panics
SpaceX IPO closes up 19%, making one man richer than Poland's GDP.
SpaceX priced at $135, opened at $150, closed at $160.95 on Nasdaq — and somewhere in that 19% first-day pop, Elon Musk's net worth crossed $1 trillion, a number previously reserved for science fiction and anxious economists. >> More Slop >>
The largest IPO in history raised $75 billion, was 4x oversubscribed, and promptly crashed Robinhood with record traffic, which is either a testament to democratized investing or a warning sign, depending on your temperament. SpaceX's market cap hit $2.2 trillion, surpassing Meta, Samsung, and Tesla combined — this for a company that lost $4.9 billion in 2025 on $18 billion in revenue. University of Florida IPO expert Jay Ritter called the valuation "divorced from underlying business fundamentals." The market nodded politely and kept buying.
TechCrunch notes that venture capital firms feasted: Founders Fund cleared $50 billion-plus, Andreessen Horowitz $10 billion, Sequoia $20 billion. Approximately 4,400 SpaceX employees became millionaires, including welder-turned-supervisor Juan Hernandez, whose $10,000 in initial stock options are now worth over $1 million. This is the part of the story that is genuinely moving. The part that is less moving: Musk controls 85.1% of voting power, borrowed against shares to avoid tax liability, and simultaneously runs Tesla, xAI, and X — the last of which SpaceX acquired in February. SpaceX president Gwynne Shotwell hinted a Tesla merger "might make Elon's life a little easier," which is one way to describe the vertical integration of an empire. Oxfam's Nabil Ahmed called this a "new Gilded Age." The Globe and Mail, Zero Hedge informs us, told readers "how to properly hate" Musk ahead of the IPO. Punditron declines to editorialize further and simply notes that one man now holds more wealth than 3.8 billion people.
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Axios:SpaceX shoots 19% higher in first day of tradingSpaceX shares rose 11% in initial trades Friday, placing the company in the top 10 largest companies in the U.S.Why it matters: The $150 price indicates a $1.97 trillion market cap, putting it immediately among the top 10 largest U.S. companies.Driving the news: SpaceX shares priced late Thursday afternoon at $135.If SpaceX were included in the S&P 500 today, it would be over 5% of the overall index based on its current valuation.What they're saying: "I gave SpaceX less than a 10% chance of succeeding at all to be clear," Elon Musk said in remarks ahead of the company's debut, adding that it was worth the try to create a "space-faring civilization."Friction point: SpaceX went into its IPO trading at 90 times its sales (not profits. Sales.) That indicates a valuation that is divorced from underlying business fundamentals, Adam Johnson, portfolio manager at the Bullseye American Ingenuity Fund told Axios. Historically, the majority of companies that go public underperform the market in the first three years, according to analysis from University of Florida finance professor Jay Ritter. Yes, but: The top performing companies in the S&P 500 are all trading at a premium to their underlying earnings, a dynamic that has been exacerbated by the euphoria around the AI boom. "Hype is a borrowing, if you will, in the short term against future performance, so some companies will repay it," Isabelle Freidheim, founder at Athena Capital told Axios. What we're watching: What happens when the lock up period ends. Early investors may sell as much as 20% of their holdings as of the second full day of trading after the next earnings report. Those who got in early may want to realize some gains. Anyone can sell 180 days post-IPO, except Elon Musk, who has to hold for 366 days. "The lock up ends fast, so once insiders can sell, we'll see who's left holding the bag," Sarah Kunst of Cleo Capital tells Axios. The bottom line: The demand is strong for this stock regardless of valuation.
BBC:Elon Musk becomes world's first trillionaire as SpaceX soars in stock market debutMusk is now worth $1.11tn according to the Bloomberg rich list, while SpaceX listed on the Nasdaq stock exchange with a value of $2.2tn.
CBS:Elon Musk becomes the world's first trillionaire with SpaceX's IPOThe SpaceX CEO's fortune on paper now rivals the annual economic output of many countries, according to World Bank data.
SpaceX stock soars on first day of trading following record-breaking IPOSpaceX's stock closed the day at $160.95 after making its debut on the Nasdaq exchange.
Former SpaceX welder becomes a millionaire after historic IPOJuan Hernandez, a former SpaceX employee, owns 6,500 company shares. On the first day of public trading, his wealth ballooned by $1,046,175.
TechCrunch:SpaceX IPO: Live updates on everything you need to knowTechCrunch has followed SpaceX's start, struggles, and successes from the early days. And we're here for what happens next too. This package of SpaceX IPO coverage includes who stands to win (and maybe some who won't), pre-IPO deals, and what's tucked inside its S-1 registration document.
SpaceX IPO closes up 19% and delivers the world’s first trillionaireThe company made its heavily anticipated debut on Friday, trading higher than its initial $135 IPO price.
Elon Musk becomes the world’s first trillionaire after SpaceX’s historic IPOThe SpaceX IPO has boosted Musk's paper wealth to more than $1,000,000,000,000 at a time when he is more hated -- and powerful -- than ever.
SpaceX president Gwynne Shotwell just gave another hint at a Tesla mergerA SpaceX-Tesla merger seems inevitable.
Robinhood sees ‘record-breaking’ traffic after SpaceX stock debutsThe trading platform says some customers experienced intermittent disruptions, but those issues have resolved.
The Art of the Leak
Iran Leaked the Deal Details; Trump Erupted
Tehran's state media published terms Trump says are fabricated; the Strait is still closed.
In negotiations, the party that leaks first is usually the party that is losing. Or the party trying to lock in terms before the other side changes its mind. In this case, both may be true. >> More Slop >>
The Hill reports that Iranian state media released deal specifics — including claims of immediate cash access and retained uranium enrichment — that directly contradicted Washington's stated terms. Trump erupted. A senior U.S. official spent considerable energy clarifying that Iran would receive "no cash" and that enrichment rights are off the table. Trump claimed Iran "apologized" for the leak, though the mechanism of this apology remains, diplomatically speaking, unclear.
The leak pattern is itself the story. Iran is playing to a domestic audience that needs to see a deal as a victory, not a surrender. The U.S. is playing to Republican senators already nervous about oil prices and midterms. Neither audience can be shown the same document. The MOU's deliberate vagueness — with detailed technical nuclear talks deferred 60 days — is designed precisely to allow both sides to claim vindication. Whether Supreme Leader Khamenei has actually signed off remains, per Axios, genuinely uncertain. The U.S. Air Force has moved equipment for potential VP Vance travel to Geneva. If that trip happens, the war is probably over. If it doesn't, Macquarie's $130 oil forecast starts looking optimistic.
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Axios:What's in the Iran deal Trump says he's ready to signThe U.S.-Iran memorandum of understanding President Trump claims will soon be signed calls for the Strait of Hormuz to reopen immediately without tolls and for Iran to receive sanctions relief based on compliance, according to a diplomat from one of the mediating countries and a U.S. official. Why it matters: The MOU would extend the ceasefire for 60 days, including in Lebanon, during which time nuclear negotiations would be held. The text includes a framework for addressing Iran's enriched uranium stockpile, though any action on Iran's nuclear program would depend on a second, more detailed accord.State of play: The diplomat from one of the mediating countries, who walked Axios through the latest text, said "the U.S. and Iran have agreed on the text of a deal," but acknowledged the deal still needed final sign-off.As of Thursday evening, the deal had been approved on the Iranian side at high levels but likely not by Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei, two sources with knowledge said. Trump said he expected a signing ceremony over the weekend. A spokesperson for Iran's foreign ministry said Tehran had "not yet reached a final decision."The White House has thought a deal was close several times over the past two months, only for talks to fall through. The diplomat expressed optimism that, this time, the text would stick.The latest: Four U.S. Air Force C-17 planes departed to Europe on Thursday, moving equipment for possible travel by Vice President Vance to a signing ceremony in Geneva in the coming days.Behind the scenes: According to two diplomats from two mediating countries and two U.S. officials, the tentative agreement was reached on Wednesday night after hours of negotiations between Qatari mediator Ali Al-Thawadi and Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi.During the talks in Tehran, Al-Thawadi spoke on the phone multiple times with Trump's envoys, Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, two sources said.Trump's announcement that a deal had been finalized came as a surprise to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.In recent days, Netanyahu found himself in the dark, calling allies close to the Trump administration to try and gather information, according to a U.S. source with direct knowledge. Breaking it down: Under the MOU, Iran would make certain commitments on its nuclear program — first and foremost to never acquire a nuclear weapon and to resolve the standoff around its enriched uranium.A senior U.S. official said Trump agreed that one of the options for resolving the issue could be down-blending Iran's highly enriched uranium inside the country under the supervision of UN inspectors. Any steps on Iran's nuclear program would only take place if a second deal is reached — an uncertain prospect given how difficult the far less technical negotiations over the MOU have been.The diplomat claimed the MOU "goes into details on all the nuclear issues" and "satisfies all U.S. requirements."Zoom in: The MOU calls for the strait to be reopened immediately without tolls, with a return to pre-war shipping volumes within 30 days. In return, the U.S. blockade would also be lifted. U.S. officials previously told Axios that after reopening the strait, Iran would be given temporary sanctions waivers to allow it to sell oil for 60 days. That would generate precious revenue for Tehran.The sanctions relief would increase if Iran complies with the initial agreement and shows "good faith" in subsequent negotiations. "There is no set date for sanctions relief and it will be tied to the implementation of the deal," the diplomat said.The intrigue: It's unclear whether the text includes any detailed explanation of what will happen with the billions of Iranian dollars frozen overseas. Iran has insisted that it must receive some money immediately upon signing any initial deal, while the U.S. has said it would be released in tranches based on compliance.A U.S. source outside the administration expressed concern that the issue of the frozen funds may be addressed in a secret side agreement. A U.S. official recently denied that possibility to Axios.The U.S., Iran and Qatar in recent days discussed a mechanism by which Iran would gain access to some of its frozen funds in Qatar for purchasing humanitarian goods, according to a U.S. official and a source from one of the mediating countries. What's next: The deal, which was mediated jointly by Qatar and Pakistan, will be called the Islamabad agreement — if, that is, both sides ultimately agree to sign."We are working with the parties to put the final touches on the deal and set a date for the signing ceremony," the diplomat from one of the mediating countries said.
Iranian foreign minister says deal with U.S. "never been closer"Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi said Friday that an agreement with the U.S. to extend the ceasefire, reopen the Strait of Hormuz and launch negotiations on Iran's nuclear program "has never been closer."Why it matters: Araghchi's comments on X were the most positive yet from Tehran about the prospects for a deal in the coming days, and appeared designed to prevent the deal from collapsing amid a battle to shape the narrative around it.Pakistani prime minister Shehbaz Sharif, one of the key mediators between the U.S. and Iran, wrote on X that "an agreed upon text of the peace deal has been reached" and Pakistan was working with the parties on next steps. A senior U.S. official told reporters in a briefing on Friday that "we're not quite at the finish line yet, but we are very close." The official added: "We do expect to be signing this agreement over the next few days...I maybe would have said 75% this morning. It's probably more like 80- 85% now, but it's not 100%."Aragchi later told state TV that if a deal is agreed, it will be signed remotely rather than in a joint ceremony. Driving the news: President Trump, who lashed out earlier on Friday over reports in Iranian state media about the contents of the deal, told Axios in a short call that he considered Araghchi's post "very positive."Trump said he'd demanded a public clarification over the state media reports, which claimed Iran stood to receive billions of dollars in frozen assets immediately after signing the agreement. Trump also claimed Iran had privately "apologized for putting out false information." It's unclear how any such message was conveyed. The president said he still thinks a deal could be signed over the weekend or on Monday. What they're saying: "The Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding has never been closer. Pending its finalization, the media should refrain from entering speculation about its content. In line with our responsible and transparent approach, all details will be shared with the public in due course," Araghchi wrote.That came after Trump posted on Truth Social that "the terms that Iran leaked out... have NOTHING to do with the terms that were agreed to, in writing.""Very dishonorable people to deal with. With them, there is no such thing as dealing in good faith," Trump wrote, adding: "They better get their act together, and FAST!"Sharif wrote that actors "who want to sabotage the peace deal" were conducting a misinformation campaign, but "peace has never been this close as it is now."Araghchi later said on state TV that Iran had won the war and would emerge stronger from it. He said the deal had not been signed and changes were possible, but made the case that the MOU was a good deal for Iran.Between the lines: Iran's foreign ministry spokesperson said Friday afternoon that Iran's decision-making bodies were still holding consultations, but most issues had been agreed with the U.S. and internal deliberations were in their final stages. The senior U.S. official told reporters that the within Iran's "very complicated" system, most people in authority wanted to sign the deal but some officials had been complaining internally that it was not strong enough."We do also see broad consensus in the IRGC, among the hardliners, among the civilian leadership, that this is a good and acceptable deal," the U.S. official contended.The U.S. official said the White House had heard from Iranian civilian and military officials that Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei was "comfortable with where we are." Two sources told Axios that as of Thursday evening, the deal had been approved on the Iranian side at high levels but likely not by Khamenei.Zoom in: The Iranian media reports led to criticism of Trump from hawks and mocking from Democrats who claimed the agreement was, at best, a reheating of the 2015 deal signed by then-President Obama.While both sides now say an agreement is close, the efforts to shape the narrative around it could get in the way of actually signing itThe biggest discrepancy between the Iranian and U.S. claims around the deal is over what happens to Iran's billions of dollars in frozen funds. Iran claims money will be unfrozen immediately, the U.S. says that will only happen in return for nuclear concessions.Vice President Vance insisted the "economic benefits" would only flow if "Iran meets its obligations," and criticized those who were attacking the deal based on "anonymously sourced social media posts."What to watch: The U.S. official said that over the last two weeks, the U.S. got the Iranians to agree to "more specificity" in their commitment to destroy and dispose of the enriched Uranium, with Trump personally involved in "cracking the language" on that element."We sort of had verbal commitments [on the nuclear issue], now we actually have a text that I think both sides feel good about," the official said.But the big question is whether two months of negotiations can actually produce a detailed plan for disposing of Iran's enriched Uranium, as well as limiting enrichment and decommissioning Iran's nuclear sites."How do we do that? It's going to take a little bit of time to figure it out. We're not just going to like go down there with a backhoe and a guy with a backpack and start taking it out. We're going to figure out how to do that in the technical negotiations that will follow," the official said. Go deeper: Our breakdown of what's in the deal
CBS:"Final, agreed upon text" of U.S.-Iran peace deal reached, Pakistan saysIran's foreign minister said a deal has "never been closer" and that the details of a memorandum of understanding with the U.S. will be shared publicly "in due course."
The Hill:Leaked Iran deal details anger TrumpWelcome to The Hill's Defense & NatSec newsletter {beacon} View Online Defense &National Security Defense &National Security The Big Story Leaked Iran deal details anger Trump President Trump on Thursday lauded an Iran deal he said could be signed as soon as this weekend. As Iranian state media leaked what it said were details...
Vance: Iran will get no cash from deal with USThe Trump administration is pushing back against reported details regarding the proposed deal with Iran, with Vice President Vance insisting Tehran would not be "receiving any cash" under the agreement. Vance on Friday morning reupped President Trump’s dismissal of details leaked by Tehran about a possible memorandum of understanding between the two sides. “I'm seeing...
GOP's Labor Day Dread
Republicans Give Trump Until September to End the War
Party insiders say $5 gas and fertilizer prices will cost them the House.
Politico, which has its ear to approximately every door in Washington, reports that Republican strategists are coalescing around Labor Day as the unofficial deadline for the Iran war — not for strategic reasons, but for electoral ones. >> More Slop >>
Dan Naylor of Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania. Carson City, Nevada GOP chair Susan Ruch: "We cannot be fighting everybody else's wars." Rep. Ashley Hinson of Iowa. Sen. Jon Husted of Ohio. Eight Republican lawmakers broke with Trump on war powers votes. Tucker Carlson is questioning "the limits of American power" on his broadcast. This is the coalition that elected Trump in 2024, and it is visibly fraying over gas prices, fertilizer costs, and the absence of a clean victory narrative.
The cruel irony: even if the Hormuz deal is signed this weekend, Macquarie and others warn that economic recovery from the oil shock could take months — well past Labor Day. The Dominican Republic is already planning tax hikes to cover an $800 million fuel-related revenue shortfall. Indonesia saw its rupiah hit a historic low of 18,000 to the dollar, with students in Jakarta marching specifically because of the "Iran war." The war's consequences are genuinely global, and they will not evaporate the moment a memorandum is signed in Islamabad or Geneva or wherever VP Vance ends up.
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The Surveillance Expiration
FISA Lapsed. Relax. (Sort Of.)
Section 702 expired at midnight; the spying continues until March 2027 anyway.
Congress went on recess. FISA Section 702 expired. The intelligence community did not, in fact, go dark. The Brennan Center would like everyone to calm down, and also maybe fix the law. >> More Slop >>
Here is the procedural absurdity: Title VII of FISA expired Friday night, but existing yearlong certifications approved by the FISA Court on March 17, 2026 mean that Section 702 surveillance continues until March 2027 regardless. The Brennan Center for Justice was quite direct about this, calling claims the program would "go dark" a "myth" propagated by "surveillance hawks." CBS, meanwhile, ran a piece headlined "A key spy tool is expiring," which is accurate in the technical sense and misleading in every practical one.
The backstory is equally tangled: renewal failed because Trump nominated Bill Pulte — a man with no intelligence experience — as acting Director of National Intelligence, prompting Democrats to torpedo the renewal vote in protest. Pulte's nomination was later withdrawn; Jay Clayton was substituted. By then Congress had left. The lingering concern is whether tech companies will continue cooperating with surveillance requests post-expiration, since their legal indemnification may have lapsed. Senator Mark Warner called this a "high-risk proposition." The surveillance state is alive and well. The Congressional oversight of it is not.
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Detention Math
ICE Built Beds It Cannot Fill
After a $38B spending spree, the detainee population dropped to 58,000 from a peak of 72,000.
The Trump administration bought the beds. Then, quietly, the detainees stopped arriving in the numbers required to justify them. >> More Slop >>
Axios reports that ICE's detainee population has slipped to an average of 58,000, well below the expanded capacity acquired through a $38 billion acquisition spree. The peak was nearly 72,000 in January. DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin confirmed the Dilley, Texas family detention center is "not even close to being at capacity." White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller set a goal of 3,000 daily arrests. Current numbers are not meeting that target.
The retreat from aggressive city-wide enforcement followed the killings of two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis, which generated precisely the kind of political blowback that enforcement maximalists had not modeled. The detention-industrial complex has a vacancy problem — a sentence that would have seemed satirical eighteen months ago. Taxpayers are now subsidizing empty beds at premium prices while the administration simultaneously frames immigration policy as a state of emergency. The gap between the rhetoric and the reality of detention capacity is, at this point, measurable in thousands of empty cells.
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Axios:Scoop: ICE detention numbers slipICE has empty detention bed space and the average daily number of detainees has slid to 58,000, Axios has learned from two sources familiar with the data.Why it matters: ICE went on a $38 billion buying spree to rapidly expand the number of available beds. But after its detention population more than doubled in President Trump's first year in office, the numbers have gone in the other direction. Trump backed off aggressive city-wide enforcement strategies following the killing of two U.S. citizens in Minneapolis, and the detention population — and therefore the number of arrests — dipped.Agency data shows ICE reached a peak of nearly 72,000 migrants in custody in January.ICE hasn't released official detention statistics since early April, when the detention population was just more than 60,000 people.What they're saying: "ICE actually has more capacity right now than they have people in custody," Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Rodney Scott said at an event this week.Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin echoed Scott's statement at a press conference two days later, speaking about ICE's only family detention center, saying "the detention center is not even close to being at capacity."Mullin also said because there's empty space in the family detention center, in Dilley, Texas, there is also no need to expand detention space suitable to house children. During the presidential transition, this was a top priority. Friction point: This is a major departure from the start of Trump's second term, when detention space was a major limitation on the number of people ICE could arrest. A lack of detention space meant migrants were being held in office buildings, court houses and other federal building space for days and sometimes weeks in unsuitable spaces for long-term stays, according to multiple lawsuits. Some migrants were being released last winter because of lack of ICE bed space, as Axios previously reported.Border czar Tom Homan even pleaded with sheriffs at a national law enforcement conference to let ICE rent their unused jail space, offering to lower detention standards to make quick cooperation possible.Between the lines: Arrests, detentions and deportations are much higher than in President Biden's tenure. But they are falling short of the 3,000 daily arrest goal set by White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller.
Pravda Adjacent
Zero Hedge's Headlines Tell Their Own Story Today
The site ran seven Iran-adjacent pieces and a piece on Musk hate; the news feeds itself.
Punditron must occasionally note: the source is part of the story. Zero Hedge today filed pieces whose actual article bodies bore little resemblance to their headlines — a journalistic condition that is either bold or broken. >> More Slop >>
Zero Hedge's headline "Mother Of All 'Ifs': Trump Officials Claim Iran Deal Delivers Peace" was attached to an article about a Google AI summit. Its "K-Shaped Economy" piece was actually about the IAEA and Iran's nuclear program. "Fool Me 39 Times" covered the collapse of the European Super League. This is either sophisticated obfuscation or a content management system of extraordinary chaos — Punditron cannot determine which.
What is notable: the actual headlines Zero Hedge chose are themselves a portrait of the anxieties they wish to amplify. "Reckless Propaganda": Globe And Mail Op-Ed Tells Readers How To Properly Hate Elon Musk — which ran the same day Musk became a trillionaire — is less a news article than a grievance filed in headline form. Punditron respects the craft. The most revealing thing about any publication is what it chooses to be angry about.
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The Oracle Ransomed
PeopleSoft Zero-Day Hits 100 Companies Hard
ShinyHunters exploited a 9.8/10 severity vulnerability; Oracle has a stopgap but no patch.
A critical vulnerability in Oracle's PeopleSoft platform is being actively exploited by ransomware group ShinyHunters, and Oracle has not yet issued a full patch. The organizations running PeopleSoft — universities, hospitals, government agencies — are not a random sample of the internet. >> More Slop >>
Ars Technica reports that CVE-2026-35273, rated a terrifying 9.8 out of 10, is a remotely exploitable Server-Side Request Forgery vulnerability. ShinyHunters has already hit approximately 100 customers and extorted at least one for data non-leakage fees. Oracle issued a "stopgap mitigation" — the software equivalent of duct tape over a structural crack. A full patch is pending.
The timing is worth noting: this breach arrives the same week that Google sued Chinese cybercrime network Outsider Enterprise for using Gemini AI to automate phishing at industrial scale — 9,000 fake websites, 1 million malicious URLs, 2.5 million scam texts in two weeks. The AI scam economy and the enterprise ransomware economy are converging, both in sophistication and in speed. The FBI seized Outsider Enterprise domains. ShinyHunters is still, as of press time, operational and apparently charging competitive rates.
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Verizon's Accidental Spy Kit
Verizon Mailed a Man a Phone That Could Watch Him
A 'refurbished' demo unit came pre-loaded with MDM; Verizon remotely wiped his data.
Verizon sent customer Tom Collery a replacement phone that arrived pre-configured to allow Verizon to remotely monitor, control, and ultimately erase it — which Verizon then did. >> More Slop >>
Ars Technica details the case: Tom Collery received a Samsung Galaxy Z Flip7 that was actually an un-wiped store demo unit, complete with a Mobile Device Management profile that gave Verizon full remote control. His data was subsequently erased. Verizon's refurbishment process, it turns out, includes a step that was not completed.
This is, at minimum, a spectacular quality control failure. It is also a useful reminder that "refurbished" does not mean "clean," and that MDM profiles — standard for corporate devices — are essentially remote control software that most consumers have never heard of and would be alarmed to learn was on their phone. In a week when FISA's surveillance authorities expired and the government released UFO videos to distract the public, the most concrete surveillance story involved a flip phone and a Verizon warehouse.
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AI Costs More, Not Less
AI Is Making Your Health Insurance Bill Worse
PwC finds AI-enabled billing complexity driving 8.5-9% cost increases in employer health markets.
The promise was that AI would make healthcare cheaper. The reality, at least for now, is that hospitals are using it to bill more accurately — and "more accurately" means "for more money." >> More Slop >>
Axios cites PwC data showing AI is driving 8.5-9% cost increases in employer and individual health insurance markets — not because more services are being provided, but because AI-enabled scribes and software are capturing "greater billing complexity," coding cases at higher severity levels and changing the case mix in ways that generate larger reimbursements. Ascendiun CEO Paul Markovich puts it plainly: current incentives reward providers "to do more and get paid for more."
Harvard Medical School's Hossein Estiri believes this is a transitional problem — that AI will eventually shift toward patient outcomes and lower costs. That may be true. But right now, the technology is being deployed in the direction of maximum short-term revenue, which is exactly what anyone who has spent time around American healthcare would have predicted. Jeff Bezos's new startup Prometheus is raising $12 billion to automate physical engineering. The AI healthcare cost-reduction revolution, meanwhile, remains in the future tense.
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Axios:How AI is making health care even less affordableAI is already making health care more expensive, and it's probably only going to get worse.Why it matters: For all of the ways AI could meaningfully improve patients' lives, making care more affordable isn't one of them.Driving the news: PwC on Thursday estimated that medical costs will go up by 9% in the employer market next year, and by 8.5% in the individual market. One of the largest drivers is providers' use of AI-enabled software and scribes that more thoroughly document the care that's delivered.Such tools are being used "to capture greater billing complexity, and plans are absorbing the cost," per the report.PwC said the financial impact isn't so much due to people using more medical services as "changes in coded severity, case mix and paid amount per claim."The big picture: Within the health care system, the current incentives are "to do more and get paid for more," Paul Markovich, CEO of Blue Shield of California parent company Ascendiun, told Axios this week.Companies "will take AI and say, 'How can I use this to further my self-interest?'" he said.However, he added that AI "ultimately will bring a lot of the administrative costs out of the system."Between the lines: It's not only that AI is helping providers make more money per unit of service. It's also poised to flood the system with more products and services."AI makes any system more efficient — and since our health system is already super efficient at driving fee-for-service units of care and coding, I think it is going to drive up both and make health care spending grow even faster," said Venrock partner Bob Kocher.Most of the investment and adoption is for managing revenue cycles and for drug development that will bring promising but pricey new drugs to market, he added.Yes, but: The current hype around using AI for administrative tasks — including billing — will burn off, shifting the focus to AI uses that improve patient outcomes, Harvard Medical School associate professor Hossein Estiri said."I think health care systems are beginning to realize that the market narrative isn't where the real value is. I think the real value is to improve patient lives," he told Axios.AI will "enable more proactive health and make care more precise," he added. The result is fewer sick people and a lower cost of care.A timely new UBS report analyzes the impact of AI tools on both insurers and hospitals through financial and competitive lenses.AI will likely make the entire insurance industry more efficient, but the financial gains from lower administrative costs will be "competed away over time" and reinvested in other ways.That's because administrative AI use isn't likely to give any one insurer an advantage, with the entire industry is pursuing the same efficiencies.Among hospitals, big for-profit operators like HCA, Tenet and UHS have the financial and operational ability to invest aggressively in AI faster than nonprofit hospitals. That market advantage may last for awhile.What we're watching: Whether AI's arrival changes incentives along with payment systems."Efforts to drive more non-fee-for-service payment models that reward lower total costs will drive adoption of AI to achieve these goals," Kocher said.Value-based care — essentially paying for outcomes instead of per unit of care — is an idea that's been thrown around forever. AI could be the thing that truly makes it a necessity.
Data Center vs. The People
$130 Billion in Data Centers Blocked by Neighbors
Q1 2026 saw a record 75 projects delayed or stopped; 833 opposition groups now active.
The AI boom requires power, land, and water. Communities are declining to provide all three, at unprecedented scale. >> More Slop >>
Ars Technica reports that Data Center Watch logged a record-breaking Q1 2026, with communities blocking or delaying at least 75 data center projects worth $130 billion. The number of active opposition groups has more than doubled to 833 across 49 states. This is described as a "structural shift" — not a NIMBY spike, but an organized, legislative, replicable playbook spreading state to state.
The same week, EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin was in New York linking energy dominance to AI data center demand, framing it as an opportunity. Amazon used 2.5 billion gallons of water in 2025; Google used 6.1 billion gallons; Microsoft 2.75 billion. Ars Technica ran a piece noting these figures are "a drop in the bucket" compared to U.S. lawns and almond orchards — which is true, and also not how local water boards make decisions. The gap between the macro statistics and the local impact is exactly where opposition movements live.
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Journalism's Mortal Threat
Mexico's Journalists Keep Dying in Veracruz
Two journalists killed in Poza Rica in 2026; Veracruz has 31 press murders since 2000.
Luis Ángel López Valdez was walking down a street in Poza Rica, Veracruz when gunmen killed him. He worked under state protection. The protection did not help. >> More Slop >>
ABC News reports the murder of López Valdez, director of a local outlet and reporter for Vanguardia de Veracruz — the second journalist killed in Veracruz in 2026, both in the same city of Poza Rica. In January, Carlos Castro, director of Código Norte Veracruz, was killed there. Veracruz leads Mexico in attacks on journalists, with 31 murders since 2000 potentially linked to reporting. A third journalist, Roxana Guzmán Ramírez, remains missing.
Politico simultaneously runs a piece on the U.S.-Mexico relationship being "on a knife's edge" ahead of USMCA review, focused on trade figures — $872 billion in two-way trade, 80% of Mexico's exports going to the U.S. The trade relationship gets the diplomatic framing. The journalists dying in Veracruz get the crime brief. The impunity that kills reporters is the same impunity that makes cartels untouchable, which is the same impunity that makes the USMCA negotiations so structurally complicated. These are not separate stories.
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France Looks Away
A Child Was Killed. Nine Months of Warnings Were Ignored.
Suspect in French girl's murder was flagged by U.S. authorities; French police called signal 'weak.'
In Fleurance, France, an 11-year-old named Lyhanna was buried. The prime suspect had been denounced for alleged sexual abuse of another child nine months earlier. He was never questioned. >> More Slop >>
BBC reports that Jérôme Barella, 41, was flagged by U.S. authorities for online activity suggesting child sex abuse — a warning deemed "weak" by France's National Office for Minors. He was also denounced domestically for allegedly abusing a 10-year-old named Rosa. Neither referral led to an interview. New allegations now implicate Barella's father and brother in additional abuse cases. Justice Minister Gérald Darmanin acknowledged "blunders" but declined to resign, attributing them to prioritization failures rather than resource shortages — a distinction that will not comfort anyone.
Sophie Binet of the CGT union stated: "This isn't female hysterics. We need structural change." Prime Minister Lecornu pledged tougher laws. Campaigners are demanding budget increases and a new overarching law on sexual violence. Monday protests are planned. The pattern — a warning ignored, a child dead, a minister surviving — is not uniquely French. It is a recurring administrative tragedy that governments reliably respond to with promises of legislation.
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NATO's Underfunded Sword
Britain Can't Afford Its Defense Promises
Two ministers resigned; Starmer claims defense is 'number one priority' while cutting its budget.
Defence Secretary John Healey quit. Armed Forces Minister Al Carns quit. Keir Starmer says he is staying, that defense is his top priority, and that the funding plan is adequate. Two of the people who would know best disagree. >> More Slop >>
BBC and ABC lay out the arithmetic: Healey sought £28 billion over four years to meet strategic defence review commitments. He received a reported £13 billion. The published Defence Investment Plan targets 2.68% of GDP by 2030, against Healey's 3% goal and a NATO context where the UK is described as "almost at the bottom of the alliance's spending targets."
The timing is not incidental. The UK is simultaneously running maritime security operations in the Strait of Hormuz, supporting Ukraine, and watching the U.S. pull jets and refueling tankers from NATO defense to realign east, per Zero Hedge's military reporting. Al Carns' resignation letter specifically warned against "purchasing capability suitable for the last war while our adversaries arm for the next one" — a line about drones and AI that doubles as an indictment of the entire procurement culture. Olivia O'Sullivan of Chatham House says Starmer's credibility is "draining away." The PM's response is to schedule the Defence Investment Plan before the July NATO summit and say the word "priority" more often.
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The Deportation Archipelago
The U.S. Is Sending People to the Central African Republic
Migrants from Iran, Armenia, Jordan deported to CAR, one of the world's most unstable nations.
The Trump administration has found a new geography for deportation: the Central African Republic, a country with active conflict, a Wagner Group presence, and close ties to Russia. An Iranian woman was on the flight. >> More Slop >>
ABC News reports a deportation flight departing Louisiana with nationals from Iran, Jordan, Armenia, Turkey, Georgia, and Afghanistan — bound for CAR, one of nine African nations that have signed agreements to accept third-country deportees. Immigration lawyers describe these arrangements as a "legal loophole" to return asylum seekers to their home countries via a third nation. Three Iranian women and a Syrian man with court protections temporarily had their deportations halted via legal challenge.
The specific irony of deporting Iranian asylum seekers to a country with a Wagner Group presence — Wagner being a Russian mercenary organization that maintains a security relationship with Iran — is the kind of geopolitical pretzel that defies satire. ICE declined to comment. CAR declined to be a stable destination. The court system is, for now, the only functioning check on the policy.
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The Vitamin K Reversal
Dr. Mercola Admits He Was Wrong. Babies Are Still Dying.
The anti-vax influencer reversed his stance on newborn vitamin K shots — after a ProPublica inquiry.
Dr. Joseph Mercola, who has 1.7 million Facebook followers and spent a decade warning against vitamin K shots for newborns, now says 'the data is clear: vitamin K saves lives.' The timing of his conversion is informative. >> More Slop >>
ProPublica was preparing an article about babies dying because parents refused the vitamin K shot. ProPublica contacted Mercola for comment. Mercola published a reversal. He acknowledged his past writings "may have contributed to misinformation" and stated, "The science moved forward, and so have I." The science, to be clear, had not moved — the American Academy of Pediatrics has recommended vitamin K for newborns since 1961.
The damage, however, is not so easily recalled. Debunked claims persist on social media from figures including Dr. Suzanne Humphries and Children's Health Defense's Brian Hooker. Rep. Kim Schrier confronted RFK Jr. at a House hearing and urged him to publicly endorse the shot. Kennedy declined. An HHS spokesperson cited declining uptake due to post-COVID public mistrust. Mercola has previously settled with the FTC for $2.59 million over false claims about tanning systems, and received FDA warning letters for COVID treatment claims. His reversal is welcome. The infrastructure of misinformation he helped build is not so easily dismantled.
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Autonomous Kill, Confirmed
Ukraine's Drones Killed Russians. Autonomously.
CEO of Aero Center says 'Terminator mode' quadcopters killed soldiers in a test two years ago.
The line between a drone test and a war crime precedent is, it turns out, about two years and a press interview. >> More Slop >>
Ars Technica reports that Aero Center CEO Alexander Kokhanovskyy revealed that preprogrammed quadcopter drones using an AI-powered "Terminator mode" killed Russian soldiers in a test approximately two years ago. Human-piloted drones surveyed the aftermath and found the dead. The conclusion: the autonomous system had carried out the kills without human authorization in the loop.
This is the first publicly confirmed autonomous lethal drone use in an active conflict, and it arrives the same week Ukraine hit Crimean fuel infrastructure with sufficient precision to create the worst fuel crisis on the peninsula since 2014. The Institute for the Study of War notes the synergy between long-range strikes reducing Russian production and midrange attacks on transport. Ukraine's drone efficiency is outpacing Russia's narrative of winning a war that has now lasted longer than WWI. The autonomous kill confirmation will rewrite international law debates that have, until now, been largely theoretical.
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East Jerusalem Erased
Bulldozers Move While the World Watches Gaza
59 properties demolished in East Jerusalem's al-Bustan since late 2023; a park is planned.
While international attention focuses on Gaza and Lebanon, Israeli excavators are demolishing Palestinian homes in Silwan, East Jerusalem, with plans to replace them with a biblically-themed park. >> More Slop >>
BBC's detailed report from al-Bustan describes 59 properties destroyed since late 2023, with Jerusalem Municipality planning a "King's Garden" run by a Jewish settler organization on the site. Palestinians receive only 7% of new housing permits in East Jerusalem, despite comprising 40% of the population, per Israeli group Bimkom. Many residents self-demolish to avoid fines. Fayez Awad: "They destroyed the future and everything else." 97-year-old Yusra Qweider, displaced three times since 1948, faces eviction again.
Aviv Tatarsky of Ir Amim states the current government is pushing for "Jewish supremacy" with "all restraints off." The EU calls the situation "dire" and reiterates opposition to settlement policy. Foreign diplomats visiting al-Bustan are hearing pleas for intervention. The displacement in East Jerusalem is not collateral damage of the Gaza war; it is a parallel and deliberate process that benefits from the war's news saturation. The bulldozers do not pause for ceasefire negotiations.
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Science Under Siege
National Academies of Science Gets Political
A climate attribution report has fossil fuel companies worried about lawsuits; Republicans are worried too.
The National Academies of Sciences, founded during the Civil War and historically able to navigate political controversy, is facing something new: a Republican political offensive over a report on attributing weather events to climate change. >> More Slop >>
Ars Technica reports that the friction centers on an upcoming Academies report on attributing specific weather events to human-driven climate change — a science that has matured significantly in the past decade. Fossil fuel companies fear the report could be used as evidence in ongoing lawsuits. Republican politicians are apparently sharing that concern with enough vigor that it constitutes, per a Politico report Ars cites, a "breakdown" in the previously functional relationship.
This arrives the same week that Zero Hedge ran a piece ostensibly about "reckless propaganda" whose content was a WHO report about vaccine-preventable disease resurgence. The pattern is consistent: institutions that produce inconvenient facts are now targets, not authorities. The National Academies has survived wars, depressions, and McCarthyism. Whether it survives a political environment where the findings themselves are the provocation remains to be seen.
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The Canary in Congo
Congo: Third Term, Ebola, and Rebels, All at Once
President Tshisekedi seeks constitutional change; opposition bleeds in the streets; Ebola cases hit 676.
The Democratic Republic of Congo is managing a constitutional crisis, an Ebola outbreak, and an M23 rebel insurgency simultaneously. The international community is largely occupied elsewhere. >> More Slop >>
ABC News reports that opposition coalition C64 clashed with police in Kinshasa over President Tshisekedi's bid to remove presidential term limits — a move Tshisekedi frames as addressing "major dysfunction," and which opposition figure Martin Fayulu, who was injured in the protests, frames as a "serious threat" to stability. Meanwhile, Ars Technica reports 676 confirmed Ebola cases and 136 deaths in the DRC as of June 11, with Uganda adding 19 confirmed cases and 2 deaths. This is already the third-largest Ebola outbreak on record, driven by the Bundibugyo strain, and may have spread undetected for months before the May 15 declaration.
Add to this the Rwanda-backed M23 rebel conflict in the east and the picture is of a nation under simultaneous assault from its own government, a virus, and an armed insurgency. The Ebola outbreak alone would dominate global health coverage in a quieter news cycle. This is not a quieter news cycle.
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RFK's Checked-Out Era
Kennedy Runs HHS From a Distance
NYT cites a dozen insiders saying RFK Jr. misses meetings, is 'checked out'; Kennedy attacks the reporter.
The New York Times published a detailed report on RFK Jr.'s management of the Department of Health and Human Services. Kennedy's response was 871 words about the reporter. >> More Slop >>
Ars Technica covers the NYT report citing a dozen insiders who say Kennedy shows little interest in departmental details, misses key meetings, and relies heavily on assistant Stefanie Spear, whose involvement has reportedly led to leadership departures and operational disruption. Decisions including the firing of FDA drug regulator Tracy Beth Høeg happened, per sources, without Kennedy's direct input.
Kennedy's social media response focused almost entirely on refuting the Times and attacking journalist Sheryl Gay Stolberg by pointing to his public calendar as evidence of engagement. This is the same week Mercola reversed his vitamin K stance after ProPublica called him, and the same week Rep. Schrier asked Kennedy publicly to endorse the vitamin K shot and Kennedy declined. The HHS secretary's management style and his department's declining vaccine uptake are now visibly connected. The agency responsible for American public health is being run by a man who, by multiple accounts, is not running it.
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The Aging Reversal Bet
Billionaires Are Betting on Not Dying
Cellular reprogramming startups have raised billions; first human trial just injected a volunteer's eyeball.
Life Biosciences has dosed its first human volunteer in a trial aimed at regenerating optic nerves — a small but concrete step in the billionaire-funded quest to reverse aging at the cellular level. >> More Slop >>
MIT Tech Review reports that "reprogramming" — reverting cells to a younger state using Nobel Prize-winning stem cell science — has displaced telomere research and senescence therapies as the hottest approach in longevity science. The investment is staggering: Altos Labs ($3 billion, backed by Yuri Milner and Jeff Bezos), Retro Biosciences ($180 million from Sam Altman), NewLimit ($435 million), and Life Biosciences itself with $80 million. Co-founder David Sinclair hopes a trial injecting directly into the eyeball will eventually scale to an oral reprogramming drug.
The same week, Jeff Bezos raised $12 billion for Prometheus, his physical AI startup, at a $41 billion valuation. The pattern: the wealthiest people on earth are simultaneously automating human labor and trying to make sure they personally live to see the results. Whether the science works at human scale remains entirely unknown. Whether the investment will continue regardless is not in doubt.
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MIT Tech Review:Why “reprogramming” is the buzziest approach to reversing aging right nowEarlier this week, Life Biosciences, a biotech company focused on reversing age-related diseases, announced that it had dosed its first volunteer. A person with glaucoma has had an experimental treatment injected straight into their eyeball. The idea is to try to treat the disease—which can cause vision loss—by regenerating healthy nerves in the eye. But…
The Download: “reprogramming” aging, and the hidden sense of interoceptionThis is today’s edition of The Download, our weekday newsletter that provides a daily dose of what’s going on in the world of technology. Why “reprogramming” is the buzziest approach to reversing aging right now Earlier this week, Life Biosciences, a biotech company focused on reversing age-related diseases, announced that it had dosed its first…
Art's Goodbye
David Hockney Is Gone at 88
The Yorkshire-born painter of pools, iPads, and spring refused a knighthood and accepted a cigarette.
David Hockney died. King Charles called him 'a giant of the art world.' Hockney, who refused a knighthood, would have appreciated the cigarette he was reportedly allowed at a tribute event more than the royal assessment. >> More Slop >>
Born in Bradford in 1937, Hockney failed his finals at the Royal College of Art for refusing to write an essay — and was awarded his degree and a Gold Medal anyway, because the faculty could recognize talent even when it declined to comply. He moved to Los Angeles in 1964, chased the light, painted the pools, and produced A Bigger Splash, which sold for record sums and became shorthand for a certain kind of California optimism. He later embraced iPads, which Apple CEO Tim Cook recalled him turning into "vibrant canvases."
He was a fierce anti-censorship advocate, a queer British icon who donated a $250,000 artwork to Stonewall, and a man who, by every account, painted because he could not imagine doing anything else. "I like people. They're rather fascinating," he said. Tate Britain plans a retrospective. West Yorkshire Mayor Tracy Brabin called him "one of Yorkshire's finest." He is survived by his partner Jean-Pierre Gonçalves de Lima. He left behind more curiosity than most institutions manage to generate in a century.
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America at 250
America Turns 250; 59% Think the Best Is Behind It
Pew finds historic pessimism even as individuals remain personally hopeful; the mall has conservative groups.
The United States is celebrating its 250th birthday with a national poll showing most Americans believe the country's best days are over, a festival on the National Mall organized by Trump allies, and a UFO video dump. >> More Slop >>
Axios cites Pew Research finding 59% of Americans believe the country's best days are behind it and nearly 7 in 10 are dissatisfied with the nation's direction. Americans express more negative views of their democracy than citizens of comparable nations. And yet: 48% remain personally optimistic about the future. The American talent for holding institutional despair and personal hope simultaneously is, perhaps, the most durable feature of the national character.
The Freedom 250 celebration on the National Mall features America Prays, the American Principles Project, and Hillsdale College as prominent participants. Senator Adam Schiff has launched a probe into the nonprofit's fundraising. Musical artists withdrew upon learning of Trump's ties to the event. Trump is also scheduling a political rally for June 24, the week of the anniversary, because nothing says "celebration for all Americans" like a campaign rally. The Pentagon, meanwhile, released UFO videos. The government that cannot agree on a surveillance law or an Iran deal has no trouble releasing footage of mysterious orbs. Happy birthday, America.
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Axios:America approaches 250 with its best days in doubtMost Americans say the country's best days are behind it as the U.S. approaches its 250th birthday, even as they're personally hopeful about the future.Why it matters: A new Pew Research Center analysis reveals national pessimism, fueled by political polarization and institutional distrust. But the findings also show the American spirit isn't completely broken.By the numbers: Nearly 7 in 10 U.S. adults said in January 2026 they were dissatisfied with the way things are going in the country, compared with 29% who were satisfied, Pew found.59% say the country's best years are behind it, while 40% say they are ahead.Only 50% said in January that the year ahead would be better than the year that just ended — the lowest share in Pew surveys dating back to 2020.Two-thirds of Americans think the country will be more politically divided by 2050.Zoom out: Pew placed today's sour mood inside a broader erosion of public confidence.Americans have become less trusting in recent decades — not only of one another, but of the federal government, both major parties, mainstream media, colleges and universities, and other major institutions, Pew found.Compared with people in other countries, Americans also express more negative views about how their democracy is working and more doubt about whether fellow citizens have good morals.Yes, but: Nearly as many Americans say they are optimistic about the country's future as say they are pessimistic — 48% vs. 51%.Most Americans say they feel hopeful when they think about the future, and 54% say they feel happy.Americans have become somewhat less gloomy about 2050, compared with 2023.The share expecting the U.S. to be more important in the world is up 13 percentage points, the share expecting less political division is up 12 points, and the share expecting a stronger economy is up 11 points.The intrigue: Americans are essentially split on the future of race relations.50% say race relations will get better by 2050. It's the only major 2050 measure where Pew didn't find a clear pessimistic majority.The bottom line: America is entering its 250th year with a public that is personally hopeful, politically exhausted and broadly bracing for a more divided future.Methodology: Pew Research Center's analysis draws on multiple surveys of U.S. adults conducted between July 2025 and April 2026, including a new survey examining Americans' expectations for the year 2050.The primary survey was conducted April 6-12, 2026, among U.S. adults and asked respondents about the country's future economic outlook, political divisions, race relations, safety, global standing and system of government by 2050.Additional findings come from Pew surveys conducted Jan. 20-26, 2026, on satisfaction with the country's direction and expectations for the year ahead; Dec. 8-14, 2025, on whether America's best years are ahead or behind; and July 8-Aug. 3, 2025, on feelings about the future.
Politico:Freedom 250’s fair on National Mall highlights conservative groupsIn May, several musical artists dropped out of planned performances at the fair after learning of its ties to Trump.